No kitty!  That's my pot pie!

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10/31/2018 at 15:54 • Filed to: Catlopnik

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The big fuzzy moose was actually going after the celery.  He’s been getting ... bold ... lately.


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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 15:58

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No Kitty, that’s a bad kitty!


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 16:01

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What a dildo!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 16:07

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You must like eggs.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 16:08

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Yep.  We eat a lot of them.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 16:08

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So do we, actually.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 16:10

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Good, tasty, cheap, and easy to prepare protein . Hard to go wrong.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 16:15

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My Lilly would eat strawberries, peas, canned green beans (but not fresh), and anything with tomatoes. Abby and Ember will make absolute pests of themselves while I’m eating, but are very picky about actually eating people food, except for chicken and, strangely enough, butter.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > user314
10/31/2018 at 16:18

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Hammer's favorite people food is spinach. He won't touch meat. Must be vegan.


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 16:20

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Feeding it like that clearly leads to a big kitty.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 16:55

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I was told cats can’t be vegan as their body needs meat proteins.

*this was told to me by two vegans who wanted a cat but because of this, they got a dog instead. 


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Svend
10/31/2018 at 17:26

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His actual cat food is full of meat. When it comes to people foods, he likes leafy greens.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 17:31

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that’s a really neat pic, (fuzzy moose knows what he wants and goes for it!)


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 18:27

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Your cat looks like my Piggy, except she’s too lazy to actually go look in the fridge for food.

I laugh every time the vet tries to delicately talk around the fact that she’s fat and lazy. “Not particularly prone to being active ” doesn’t even begin to describe it.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 18:39

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Cool. My old cats (the last one, Tigger, passed a few years ago) had weird tastes, one loved sweetcorn and would play with it for ages before eating it, another one had a thing for grapes. 


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 21:36

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That cat should be named Co tton for that bold move.

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > The Compromiser
10/31/2018 at 22:14

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Hahaha! He is a fluffy boy!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > smobgirl
10/31/2018 at 22:16

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Our vet keeps telling us to put him on a diet. He only gets a half a cup of kibble every day. He really doesn’t get treats very often. Maybe once a week. He actually doesn’t generally care for people food. He likes to eat some leafy greens. Spinach is his favorite.

He's just a fat lazy kitty!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > wafflesnfalafel
10/31/2018 at 22:17

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Credit to my wife for the pic. I laughed really hard when she sent it to me.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Aremmes
10/31/2018 at 22:22

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I know, right?

The funny thing is, he really doesn’t eat that much. He gets a 1/2 cup of kibble a day. He only gets treats maybe once a week, and the only people food he’ll eat is leafy greens. He’s just fat and lazy by nature!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Svend
10/31/2018 at 22:23

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Wait, did they make their dog eat vegan? 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > shop-teacher
10/31/2018 at 22:28

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Yes. They thoroughly checked it was okay with a vet before getting a pet.

They are a nice couple and not like many judgemental vegans and just get on with things, if anything they are more judgemental of vegans than meat eaters for eating soya based products made to look and taste like meat. 


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher
11/11/2018 at 11:49

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I thought that was a raccoon at first.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > smobgirl
11/11/2018 at 11:50

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You have to quit feeding your cat liver pate while she warms herself on your lap and Netflix.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/11/2018 at 13:45

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The fatter she is, the warmer I am 


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > smobgirl
11/11/2018 at 14:52

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I don't do cat, but that's how I always assumed it would be if your cat wasn't stuck up. Cats are good on a property where they take out rodents.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/11/2018 at 15:24

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There are some less-refined cats living in my backyard who are doing a fantastic job on the mouse  population!

And fatty here just got stuck trying to squeeze beneath a baby gate in pursuit of the kitten. She was mad when I had to pick her up and set her on the other side.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > smobgirl
11/11/2018 at 18:10

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You cat people...

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If I had a cat, I’d also have a red-dot laser pointer...


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/11/2018 at 19:01

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Ha!